Halfway down he swerved, hit a seat, and endoed. He flew all the way to the stage and landed on his head. The crowd went silent and then cheered when he slowly got up and limped out. We grabbed the Kaio (our friends Kai and Ayo who are attached at the hip) and the beer, and left. baby

We walked across the quad and watched some guys pushing a box on a hospital bed with flames painted on the side. Al appeared and informed us it was the "vibrocraft" and we should follow it. We entered a big hall where a band was setting up in front of a big painting of a beast that said ClovenHoof. Smoke filled the room and the band that was labeled harder than Metalica started wailing.The crowd chanted Hoof! when the singer, dressed in loincloth and sporting a huge axe, started howling into the mic. Vibrocraft rolled onto the stage and the door was open so I jumped in. The seat was a butt massager and a there was a waist reducer to wear. The door closed and the craft fired up. A strobe started flashing and the seat and waist things started whipping me into shape. I was about to have a fucking epileptic seizure. I tore out of my cage and ran off the stage.

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